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I work at NASA and daily get emails from NASA management. Almost all are appropriate, professional, and informative. But once in a while there's campaign email from POTUS, the Pussy-grabber Of The United States.
One just came. Below. Except for the italic text, it is exactly what was sent by NASA.
From: HQ-NASA-INC AGENCYWIDE MESSAGE TO ALL NASA EMPLOYEES
Point of contact: <name omitted>, Office of Communications,
NASA Headquarters, <phone number omitted>
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Presidential Proclamation on 100th Anniversary of the Ratification of the Nineteenth Amendment — Issued Aug. 18, 2020
Created, written, and edited almost entirely without the Pussy Raper In Chief's input. On this day in 1920, the 19th Amendment to our Constitution was ratified, securing the right to vote for women and marking a monumental step toward the "more perfect Union" envisioned by our Founders. This milestone in American history was the product of the tireless efforts of suffragists and other advocates for women's rights, who steadfastly pursued their vision of a more just and equal society.
In the early days of our Nation's fight for independence, future
First Lady Abigail Adams penned a letter to her husband, John Adams,
urging him to "remember the ladies" as he fought to preserve the
fledgling United States. She advised him that "if particular care
and attention is not paid to the ladies, we are determined to foment
a rebellion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any laws in which
we have no voice or representation." While he
didn't piss them off so much that marched with pussy-hats,
In the decades that followed, bold trailblazers like Susan
B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Harriet Forten Purvis, and
Frances Ellen Watkins Harper carried forward and fought for the
fundamental right of women to vote. The road to suffrage was long
and challenging, but the faith, fortitude, and resolute
determination of those committed to this noble cause brought about a
victory that continues to inspire today.
As we commemorate this historic event, we also celebrate the
incredible economic, political, and social contributions women have
made to our Nation. As President, with my wife
almost never by my side, I am committed
to falsely claiming that I am building on
these accomplishments and empowering all women and girls to achieve
their fullest potential while never apologizing for justifying
pussy grabbing. As part of this effort, in February of
last year, some people on my staff informed me
that my Administration launched the Women's Global Development
and Prosperity Initiative, the first whole-of-government effort to
advance women's economic empowerment around the globe.
My staff told me that my
Administration also released our Strategy on Women, Peace, and
Security in June of last year to increase the political
participation of women at home and abroad, recognizing that women's
participation in conflict resolution and ending violent extremism
can set the course toward a more peaceful world. We are also
prioritizing the safety and well-being of women and girls through
our commitment to letting the committed "deep state"
people who were here long before us to keep
combatting sex trafficking and empowering
survivors, who are disproportionately women, and through Operation
Lady Justice, the Presidential Task Force on Missing and Murdered
American Indians and Alaska Natives even while we're
working to deny women health care and the right to control their bodies.
At least one writer in My Administration also
understands that empowering women means implementing an economic
agenda that enhances freedom and creates opportunities for women and
working families. As part of this effort, the historic 2017 Tax Cuts
and Jobs Act doubled the Child Tax Credit,
and reluctantly, I signed
Democrat
Nita Lowey's Coronavirus
legislation that provided for the largest ever
increase in funding for the Child Care and Development Block Grant,
which will help ease the burden of child care borne disproportionately
which nobody could have known, by mothers.
Additionally, in December of last year, I signed
legislation without
even reading it! It turns out it's providing for 12 weeks of
paid parental leave for Federal employees. As I have since my first
day in office, I continue to lie through my teeth.
If it helps me get reelected, I call on the Congress to pass a nationwide
paid family leave program. Obviously I'm not serious about
it, or it would have happened when we Republicans controlled both
the House and Senate during my first two years in office.
My Administration's unprecedented fake propaganda
about investment in working families is already paying
dividends. Thanks to Obama turning Bush's
catastrophe into a great economy,
Women's unemployment in the United States reached the lowest level in
65 years.
And in 2019, I falsely claimed credit that
women filled 71 percent of all new jobs in the United States.
Today, as we celebrate a major step forward for our Nation,
over 160,000 unnecessary deaths from COVID-19,
mostly Democrats and minorities,
we pay tribute to the countless women, known and unknown,
throughout our history who struggled for equality.
In doing so, we recommit to ensuring our Constitution is faithfully
upheld as soon as I leave office
so that all Americans can pursue their dreams and fulfill their God-given potential.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP,
electedPresident of the United States of
America, with the help of Russia,
by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution
, which I've never read
and the laws of the United States which I insist don't
apply to me, do hereby proclaim August 18, 2020, as a day in
celebration of the 100th Anniversary of the Ratification of the 19th Amendment.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have
with unheard of pomposity and vanity, and with
complete disregard for humility or appropriateness,
hereunto set my hand this eighteenth
day of August, in the year of our Lord two thousand twenty,
and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-fifth.
DONALD J. TRUMP,
self appointed judge of which women are nasty
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To see the original email,
click here.
Date: Tuesday, August 18, 2020 at 2:53 PM
Subject: Presidential Proclamation on 100th Anniversary of the Ratification of the Nineteenth Amendment — Issued Aug. 18, 2020
and WORST PRESIDENT EVER
Insulting every NASA employee with a sense of propriety:
This notice is being sent agencywide to all employees by NASA INC
in the Office of Communications at NASA Headquarters.
